Definitely a tumblr.

olalabear:

So I’m at the dentist and see this little guy, I assume he is for the kids who get scared at the dentist. From a distance he was cute till I grabbed him…. What the hell… I think I would be more scared if they handed me that thing.

JESUS CHRIST

My mom: Oh, what a cute moose!

(via misssaintan)

05/10/13

cephalopodlovesong:

…Lily.

What in the fuck

05/6/13

dickmark:

thestrollingdead:

sir-ruphio-the-great:

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

They’re learning what it’s like to be Kirby.

(via lasrin)

05/1/13

SO CHEESY CANNOT HANDLE

(via oshiokiyo)

04/15/13

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

THE BEST

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

THE BEST

(via tinnyhouse)

04/14/13