Posts tagged "puns"

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dannfielsommer:

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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dr-napkin-face:

if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog.

WHAT IS THIS FROM

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scrotumnose:

is that…? it IS!! it’s TUNA FEY!!!!
Also selling this at AX!!

scrotumnose:

is that…? it IS!! it’s TUNA FEY!!!!

Also selling this at AX!!

(via vingspann)

knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

(via vingspann)

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

(via kitelinks)

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

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lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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phampants:

ordinary-princess-chilling-queen:

A friend of mine took this picture at Phoenix Comic Con and it took me a moment to get it

Best cosplay pun.

phampants:

ordinary-princess-chilling-queen:

A friend of mine took this picture at Phoenix Comic Con and it took me a moment to get it

Best cosplay pun.

(via vingspann)

theletteraesc:whiskyandoldspice:plenilune:reading-angel:claudiagray:

This is really the main thing you need to know about a house before you buy.
(Forgive me a moment of former-lawyer nerdity - there is in fact a famous NY court case, Stambovsky v. Ackley, in which the plaintiff bought a house and only later found out it was supposedly haunted. He then sued the former owner, wanting to undo the sale. You’d think the former owner could just go, “pffft, no, there’s no such things as ghosts,” right? But no! They’d previously given newspaper interviews saying they believed in the ghost, which meant they were estopped from denying the ghost now, which meant — the judges declared, settling in for a long deliberation — the house was haunted as a matter of law. They let the plaintiff out of the sale. This is all 100% true.) 

JO!
I’ve reblogged this picture before but not with the story of the legally-haunted house attached to it…

okay, so not only is this way legit, but the court’s majority opinion was FULL OF GHOST PUNS, thus elevating this to the Greatest Thing Ever To Happen.

first of all can we deal with the greatest sentence ever written by any judge since the beginning of time:
"as a matter of law, the house is haunted"
and that is not even touching the puns
"no divination is required to conclude that it is defendant’s promotional efforts…which fostered the home’s reputation"
"plaintiff hasn’t a ghost of a chance"
"i am moved by the spirit of equity"
"applying caveat emptor to a contract involving a house…conjures up visions"
"lest the subject of the transaction come back to haunt him and his client"
"the notion…is a hobgoblin which should be exorcised from the body of legal precedent and laid quietly to rest"
and then this motherfucker quotes hamlet
"pity me not but lend thy serious hearing to what i shall unfold (william shakespeare, hamlet, act i, scene v [ghost])"
and ghostbusters
"a very practical problem arises with respect to the discovery of a paranormal phenomenon: ‘who you gonna call?’"
god bless that judge
god bless

"As a matter of law, the house is haunted": one of the great sentences in American jurisprudence.

theletteraesc:whiskyandoldspice:plenilune:reading-angel:claudiagray:

This is really the main thing you need to know about a house before you buy.

(Forgive me a moment of former-lawyer nerdity - there is in fact a famous NY court case, Stambovsky v. Ackley, in which the plaintiff bought a house and only later found out it was supposedly haunted. He then sued the former owner, wanting to undo the sale. You’d think the former owner could just go, “pffft, no, there’s no such things as ghosts,” right? But no! They’d previously given newspaper interviews saying they believed in the ghost, which meant they were estopped from denying the ghost now, which meant — the judges declared, settling in for a long deliberation — the house was haunted as a matter of law. They let the plaintiff out of the sale. This is all 100% true.) 

JO!

I’ve reblogged this picture before but not with the story of the legally-haunted house attached to it…

okay, so not only is this way legit, but the court’s majority opinion was FULL OF GHOST PUNS, thus elevating this to the Greatest Thing Ever To Happen.

first of all can we deal with the greatest sentence ever written by any judge since the beginning of time:

"as a matter of law, the house is haunted"

and that is not even touching the puns

"no divination is required to conclude that it is defendant’s promotional efforts…which fostered the home’s reputation"

"plaintiff hasn’t a ghost of a chance"

"i am moved by the spirit of equity"

"applying caveat emptor to a contract involving a house…conjures up visions"

"lest the subject of the transaction come back to haunt him and his client"

"the notion…is a hobgoblin which should be exorcised from the body of legal precedent and laid quietly to rest"

and then this motherfucker quotes hamlet

"pity me not but lend thy serious hearing to what i shall unfold (william shakespeare, hamlet, act i, scene v [ghost])"

and ghostbusters

"a very practical problem arises with respect to the discovery of a paranormal phenomenon: ‘who you gonna call?’"

god bless that judge

god bless

"As a matter of law, the house is haunted": one of the great sentences in American jurisprudence.

(via vingspann)

katietheblog:

a-s-h:

now with extra hops

This beer tastes a little bunny.

katietheblog:

a-s-h:

now with extra hops

This beer tastes a little bunny.

(via vingspann)

northernmockingbird:

shingecko no kyojin

northernmockingbird:

shingecko no kyojin

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damianmcgintleman:

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:

uusoae:

Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English

French isn’t the language of romance. It’s the language of I CAN MAKE A PUN OUT OF THIS AND I WILL GODDAMIT.

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I read and write a lot, and am knowledgeable on many important topics. (Grammar, human sexuality, Sailor Moon, Catholicism, the reproductive cycle of jellyfish, coffee, wig-making, etc.) I AM A HUGE NERD, I do the cosplay, and enjoy partaking in and organizing adventures.

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