Posts tagged "puns"

pokemoncap:

fuck. you. James.

(via tinnyhouse)

So one thing led to another and I’m reading Jungle Cruise jokes.

"Look! Rare, beautiful, majestic hippos! Endangered species, less than 300 left in the wild. I think I’ll shoot me a couple. (bang, bang)"

"I used to work in an orange juice factory, but, I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate. They really put the squeeze to me, too."

"Here’s a little advice. Never play poker in the jungle, because there are lots of cheetahs around. If they say they’re not a cheetah, then they’re probably just a lion."

So one thing led to another and I’m reading Jungle Cruise jokes.

"Look! Rare, beautiful, majestic hippos! Endangered species, less than 300 left in the wild. I think I’ll shoot me a couple. (bang, bang)"

"I used to work in an orange juice factory, but, I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate. They really put the squeeze to me, too."

"Here’s a little advice. Never play poker in the jungle, because there are lots of cheetahs around. If they say they’re not a cheetah, then they’re probably just a lion."

(via ignitelimelight)

blinkyxx:

violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

8I

(via celestialmayhem)

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(via pizza)

theirs:

notthebatman:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

sounds like a shih tzu

I’m going to kick your ass

(via relenawarcraft)

IT’S SLICE TO HAVE SUCH A GOURD FRIEND LIKE YOU, VALENTINE

IT’S SLICE TO HAVE SUCH A GOURD FRIEND LIKE YOU, VALENTINE

(via heartshapedfood)

YOU’D BATTER NOT FORGET ABOUT ME TODAY, VALENTINE

YOU’D BATTER NOT FORGET ABOUT ME TODAY, VALENTINE

(via heartshapedfood)

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

(via theargylegargoyle)

gerommey:

gerommey:

a kanye west convetion

I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest

(via jeanpaulfarte)

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

(via a-huge-asshole)

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D


THIS IS SO GREAT

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

THIS IS SO GREAT

(via celestialmayhem)

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

(via littlenotmyown)

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