So one thing led to another and I’m reading Jungle Cruise jokes.
"Look! Rare, beautiful, majestic hippos! Endangered species, less than 300 left in the wild. I think I’ll shoot me a couple. (bang, bang)"
"I used to work in an orange juice factory, but, I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate. They really put the squeeze to me, too."
"Here’s a little advice. Never play poker in the jungle, because there are lots of cheetahs around. If they say they’re not a cheetah, then they’re probably just a lion."
I swear to GOD internet! What is wrong with you?! LMAO