Definitely a tumblr.

coelasquid:

What you say? Want to play Animal Crossing fun game but man friend men make fun of you for playing girly baby game for babies who are also girls? Fear not, friend! Acquire muscle disguise! Fool your friends! “What that your girl baby game for baby who are also girl?” Friend asks “But Wait! I see it is for truly latest God of Gears of Modern Duty Forever Tom Clancy Edition Zero X! Good job for socially prescribed level of masculine gamining skill” You now reign over them as video game king Thank you Muscle Disguise!

(via mr-alice)

silencedrowns:

opiggynukkao:

tinnyhouse:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

hahaha

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.

vaspim:

Later fuckers I’m out of here.

(via lactatingfrogs)

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(via angryfuturerobot)

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

THE BEST

(via tinnyhouse)

(via silencedrowns)