game of thrones hogwarts au
jon snow puts on the sorting hat
“ahh, you must be ned stark’s bastard”
#he’d get into the triwizard tournament as the fourth school too probs
#the fourth school being bastard school which is for bastards
snazzymcfly KILLIN’ IT
somebody please stick a grapefruit on their dick so they can tell tumblr if it really does feel like the sweet touch of the interior of another human being and not a citrusy horror.
do it kwesi
Don’t do it, Kwesi. Love yourself.
But not with a grapefruit.