✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = ＢＬＵＥ ＥＹＥＳ ＵＬＴＩＭＡＴＥ
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.
Last night I found the "Fursona Generator" thanks to some Tumblr friends. I clicked through a few times and was laughing with tears streaming down my face.
My sense of humor is a bit warped.
Here are a few of the ones I got right away. Just super quick sketches— I needed to do something fun. I need to go back and hit it again for more inspiration later on.
nam i love you so much
tiny black spider. it flickers in and out of this plane of reality. its hair is beehive style. not an actual beehive.
ethereal snail. it speaks a forgotten and ancient language both disturbing and enchanting to mortal ears. it wears a black leather outfit.
aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches
if this gets fifty notes in the next half hour of being in line i will ask hillary Clinton if she has a favorite anime for real
i aSKED AND SHE SAID SHE WASNT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT ANY OF THEM BUT SHE KNEW ABOUT IT AND SHE ASKED ME FOR A REC AND I PANICKED AND TOLD HILLARY CLINTON TO WATCH JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
SHE SAID SHE WOULD. IM AFRAID
i recently deleted my personal blog because i most just reblogged politics anyway but this is my favorite post of all time. i am printing it out and framing it where i keep all my mom’s autographed hillary clinton books. i am also hanging it on my wall. thank you based clinton. i knew my support in the 2008 democratic primary did not go to waste.